Since Scott Boras is obviously being a prick face jerk neck, the Mets had to settle on Freddy Garcia for an $8 million dollar MINOR LEAGUE deal.

Why not sign Pedro, if you're paying for damaged goods? I'll give the guy a fair shot in spring training, but he played 3 games last year!

Mets are also in negotiations with Oil Can Boyd, Bob Walk and the kid from Rookie of the Year.